Pie Night Parody

It occurred to me while I was driving to the store today to pick up the last few holiday ingredients, that I should take that awful Rebecca Black song and turn it into an awesome Pie Night song today.

Last year, I wrote a beautiful parody of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.  This year I wanted to do something similar.

This is how far I got:

7am, waking up in the morning
It’s a good day, time to get up now.
Gotta thaw dough, no time for cereal
We’re makin’ pie today, cutting dough into leaves
Stirring fruit filling, watching out for little thieves
Stealing tastes here, licking spoons there
Gotta get it in the oven, then straight to the Frigidaire.

Gotta make a fruit pie,
Gotta make a cream pie
Gotta make my mind up
Which pie should I choose?!

It’s Pie Night, Pie Night
Gotta eat pie on Pie Night
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to Wednesday, Wednesday
Pie Night, Pie Night
Gotta eat pie on Pie Night.
Everybody’s looking forward to this Wednesday.

Fillin’ plates, Filling plates (Yeah)
Stuffin’ Face, Stuffin’ face (Yeah)
Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum
Looking forward to this Wednesday.

6pm sharp gotta eat some ham
Not too much gotta save some room
Yum, Yum, lick your thumb
You know what it is.
I got pie, you got pie
20 more pies to the right.
I got pie, you got pie
Which pie is next?

Should I choose a fruit pie,
Should I choose a cream pie
Gotta make my mind up
Which pie should I choose?!

It’s Pie Night, Pie Night
Gotta eat pie on Pie Night
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to Wednesday, Wednesday
Pie Night, Pie Night
Gotta eat pie on Pie Night.
Everybody’s looking forward to this Wednesday.

But the song was way too awful to continue.  The verses didn’t make any sense and I had to listen to the song to figure out what she was trying to do with the lyrics.  It was awful.  Maybe I’ll come up with a better parody for tomorrow.

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