Twas the day before Pie Night and all through the town
The Kirklands were stirring and making crusts brown.
With Mama in her apron and Papa in his shoes
They know full well this is no time to snooze
The ingredients were ready, the fruit was all ripe
The Pie Chart was finished, posting every pie type.
The kids were geared up for the great sugar rush.
Heck, the adults were too, it's a great night to lush.
We'll have our ham sandwiches and a chip or two
Then we'll fill our plates up with pie out the wazoo.
So throw out that diet, make a trip to the gym
Put your turtleneck on to make your chin look more slim.
Pie night is coming, this Wednesday and then
We'll eat till we're roughly the size of three men.
We'll all get together and smile ear to ear
Tomorrow is Pie Night, it's practically here!